Don't Respond, I'm Going to Blog About It

Sorry.

i know i started with high hopes and big ambition for this blog, but (sigh) this has become another aspect of my life that has fallen to the wayside.

enough about me, lets talk about Jana.

• What is with all this Internet bullying?

she is always saying do this, do that...NO! I'm more of a compromising person:

• i have short nails because they are horribly boyish and will not grow, and i like light pearly colored nail polish on them...so suck it.
• i don't feel the need to become a tanorexic...i lay out when i have the time and i wear the least amount of clothes as possible, melanoma is not the answer..confidence in yourself and your complexion is.
• vintage fur IS ok...that little fucker would have been dead by now anyway...
• don't scare someone into friending/following your blog...i believe that's how you tried to get a best friend in the 7th grade...i resisted your overbearing personality and look who is still going strong 9 and 1/2 years later

Jana loves having the upper hand...don't give in so easily...keep her wanting more.

• She means it when she says she'll find what you are looking for

i know you all must think i am joking when i say she has no life...but come on she is already planning suggestions for what that falling ray of goldeness should consider purchasing with her graduation money in two years. however, i do think you should take her up on her offer; saves you time and that girl knows what makes you look good. period.

hmmmm are you bored already too?

ya that's what i thought.

camp (kamp) n.

So i was moved to write when i saw this headline on the AOL homepage (yes, i still use America Online, I'm not a fan of change and i refuse to get rid of a good thing), "Palin Camp Fires Back At Johnston".

A. I don't understand how this is news

and

B. camp is a very versatile word...

Personally, i think hearing about Bristol Palin's love life is both boring and absurd. I wish i had a nickel for every time the Pike Camp fired back at one of the douche bags I've dated, i could probably get two things at the vending machine.

Keep their drama in high school where it belongs or at least turn it into another unrealistic, yet deeply engaging CW production.

p.s. Mickey Rourke is only sexy if you like bloated, middle-aged, drug addicts who make their comeback as an endearing loser.....

.....I think I may have just described Michael Cuva at 40....

"Ahem. Is this thing on?"

So i did it.

Mostly to toy with Jana, but i did it.

Its not like I'm some new person to the genre, I...gasp...had a blog during the most crucial three years of my life; A little time i like to call "The Elapsed Chaos Between May 2003-2006" or Emo Catie.

I just don't really see the point in blogging random nonsense to millions...or zero...people in cyberspace. Now let's just be honest, an opinion is simply a reaction to an idea or situation that is, more often than not, stolen from "the man" (side note: the man can be any money making, overwhelmingly popular, person or trend that we feel the need to seek approval from) and poorly regurgitated to fit a lifestyle it was never meant to cater too.

With that said, i promise to never force-feed some pseudo-intellectual bullshit (side note: this includes all seven of Howard Gardner's multiple intelligences-linguistic, intrapersonal, interpersonal, musical, naturalistic, kinesthetic, and visual/spatial.) that attempts to mask my insecurities with something i feel i have expert knowledge of. I merely pledge to be unabashedly open and critical of everyone and everything around me.

please don't be offended, this happens often in the real world. My MO is to throw in a couple remarks when we first meet to gage your personality, and then after careful consideration or multiple meetings...i.e. we either become friends or you are lost in the undercurrent that is this life...i only really pick on the people i know, love, and trust.

So if you do find yourself seemingly under-attack, don't get upset about the battle...be happy you're on the side that's going to win the war.